Barely Readable
$29
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A phone call with a perfect signal gets ignored. A faint voice from New Zealand gets full attention. Far and faint is the prize.
Good for: The one who never picks up the phone (the drawing shows an older man)
Pick a size first.
Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
Size guide, in inches
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
Optional. We don't print call signs on shirts today. If you'd want yours on one, type it here so we know how many operators would.
Free US shipping. Exchange or refund within 30 days.
Details
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
- Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Free US shipping.
The telephone is loud, clear and ignored. A weak signal from the far side of the Pacific gets full attention. The family will recognize it at once.
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