One of Us Is Nervous
$29
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A comic-strip panel with two thought bubbles. Before a match the kid is calmly thinking about pizza, and the mom beside him is the one who's a wreck.
Good for: Mom. Good for the quiet worrier as much as the loud one.
Pick a size first.
Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
Size guide, in inches
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
Free US shipping. Exchange or refund within 30 days.
Details
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
- Free US shipping.
He's thinking about pizza. You're a tornado holding a coffee. Ten minutes to the match and only one of us can breathe.
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