They don't know I hold tenths
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"Tenths" are ten-thousandths of an inch, far thinner than a hair. Working that close is real skill, and nobody at the party knows.
Good for: Machinists who do tight-tolerance work
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Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
Size guide
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
Free US shipping. Exchange or refund within 30 days.
Details
- Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Free US shipping.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
Everybody at the party is talking. You're off to the side with a drink. For anywhere nobody knows what a machinist does.
Unisex crew-neck t-shirt
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