Funny machinist shirts. Checked against the print.
T-shirts $29, sweatshirts $49, sizes S to 3XL Free US shipping. 2 t-shirts for $52.
About workholding, the last op, and whoever touched your offsets. Nothing you have seen forty times.
The shirts
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Free US shippingHow am I going to hold this?
$29
Cutting it is easy. Holding it is the job.
Good for: Any machinist, manual or CNC
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Free US shippingLocal machinist makes 999 good parts. Asked about the other one.
$29
Nobody calls a meeting about the 999.
Good for: Any machinist, job shop or production
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Free US shippingDays since night shift touched my offsets: 0
$29
It ran good parts yesterday.
Good for: CNC machinists in a shop with more than one shift
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Free US shippingEngineer visits the shop floor.
$29
He has never been down here before.
Good for: Any machinist who works from an engineer's drawings
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Free US shippingIt runs.
$29
Old iron, back from the dead.
Good for: A machinist with a shop in the garage
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Free US shippingEverything else is chips.
$29
The part is already in there.
Good for: Mill hands and CNC machinists
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Free US shippingLook what I made.
$29
A day's work on a platter. One kid gets it.
Good for: A husband or dad who brings parts home to show you
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Free US shippingBuilt to print.
$29
The print said square.
Good for: Any machinist who says "I made it to the print" at dinner
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Free US shippingI can make that.
$29
One piece was missing. Not anymore.
Good for: A husband or dad who fixes things by making the part
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Free US shippingStudent driver
$29
His finger is on the green button. Your foot wants a brake.
Good for: A machinist who trains the new hires
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Free US shippingIn emergency, break glass.
$29
They know where to find you.
Good for: The older machinist everyone goes to when it goes wrong
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Free US shippingThe print is wrong.
$29
A part that can't be made, drawn anyway. You've been handed this one.
Good for: Any machinist who works from an engineer's drawings
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Free US shippingThey don't know I hold tenths
$29
Family cookout. Somebody asks if you're a mechanic.
Good for: Machinists who do tight-tolerance work
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Free US shipping"Can you just make me one?" Take a number.
$29
The neighbor. The brother-in-law. The front office. Real quick.
Good for: Machinists everyone asks for favors
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Free US shippingR.I.P. 7:00 AM - 3:15 PM. Scrapped on the last op.
$29
One shift, one part, one op to go.
Good for: Machinists who spend all day on one part
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Free US shippingIn: 6:00 AM. Out: when the part is right.
$29
You don't leave it wrong for the next shift.
Good for: Job-shop machinists and tool and die makers
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Free US shippingRejected. Disposition: use as is.
$29
Out of tolerance. Still in service.
Good for: Machinists who like a joke at their own expense
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Notes
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Free US shipping.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
Questions
- How big is a 3XL?
- Sizes run S to 3XL. Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
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T-shirt Size Chest (in) Length (in) S 18 28 M 20 29 L 22 30 XL 24 31 2XL 26 32 3XL 28 33 Sweatshirt Size Chest (in) Length (in) S 20 27 M 22 28 L 24 29 XL 26 30 2XL 28 31 3XL 30 32 Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
- What is the shirt made of?
- T-shirt: Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend. Sweatshirt: Midweight cotton and polyester fleece.
- How do I wash it?
- Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
About First Article
First Article is shirts for machinists. A first article is the first part off a new setup, checked against the print before the job runs. We check the words the same way. Every line has to be how the trade says it.
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