Student driver
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It's the driving-school car with the sign on the roof, except the car is a shop machine and the new hire is at the controls. The older machinist who trains him is stamping on a brake pedal that is not there.
Good for: A machinist who trains the new hires
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Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
Size guide
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
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Details
- Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Free US shipping.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
New kid, your machine, his finger on cycle start. Your hand is over the red button and your foot is looking for a brake.
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