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Black t-shirt. The statue of David from the waist up, in bright aluminum, rising out of a block clamped in a milling vise with small curled chips around it. Printed text: Everything else is chips.
Close-up of the print: EVERYTHING ELSE IS CHIPS.

Everything else is chips.

$29

Free US shipping.

2 t-shirts for $52

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Size

Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.

Size guide
T-shirt
Size Chest (in) Length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33

Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.

Free US shipping. Exchange or refund within 30 days.

Details

  • Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
  • Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
  • Printed to order in the USA.
  • Free US shipping.
  • Exchange or refund within 30 days.

The part is already in the block. You take off what isn't the part. The oldest line in the trade, without a paragraph of text.

Unisex crew-neck t-shirt

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