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Black t-shirt. A red wall-mounted emergency cabinet with a hammer on a chain; inside stands a calm gray-haired machinist with folded arms, an end mill in his apron pocket and curled chips at his feet. Printed text: In emergency, break glass.
Close-up of the print: IN EMERGENCY,, BREAK GLASS.

In emergency, break glass.

$29

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2 t-shirts for $52

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Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.

Size guide
T-shirt
Size Chest (in) Length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33

Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.

Free US shipping. Exchange or refund within 30 days.

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  • Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
  • Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
  • Printed to order in the USA.
  • Free US shipping.
  • Exchange or refund within 30 days.

The new machine is down and the job is due today. They walk past everybody and come find you. Until then, nobody knocks.

Unisex crew-neck t-shirt

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