Metal detecting shirts for people who dig the iffy signals
T-shirts $29, sweatshirts $49, sizes S to 3XL Free US shipping. 2 t-shirts for $52.
Ask first. Fill your holes. Dig the iffy ones.
The shirts
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Free US shippingPaying Off the Detector
$29
Goal: $900. So far: $11.38. It'll pay for itself any decade now.
Good for: any detectorist, wherever they hunt.
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Free US shippingThis Vehicle Stops at All Old Farmhouses
$29
Bet that yard's never been hunted.
Good for: the one who hunts farm fields and old home sites.
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Free US shippingNever Been Hunted
$29
Never been hunted. All hot rocks, mind you.
Good for: any detectorist, wherever they hunt.
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Free US shippingWhat Is It, Though?
$29
One crusted lump. An hour of thinking.
Good for: any detectorist, and anyone who has been handed the lump and asked to guess.
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Free US shippingSounds Like a Can
$29
Big, loud and shallow. Sounds like a can.
Good for: the one who hunts beaches.
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Free US shippingNext 6 Hours
$29
Detectorist at work. Next 6 hours, give or take.
Good for: the one who says back by lunch.
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Free US shippingLet Me Check That First
$29
Two gold shovels, one pile of fresh dirt. Let me check that first.
Good for: the one who slows down at every construction site.
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Free US shippingHang On. Good Signal.
$29
The rescue ship can wait. Good signal.
Good for: the one who hunts beaches, from whoever waits in the car.
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Free US shippingHappy Anniversary
$29
It sounded like gold. Happy anniversary.
Good for: the one who keeps promising you a gold ring.
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Free US shippingThe Only One I Wanted
$29
A whole bag of green plastic figures. The only one I wanted.
Good for: the one who had the bag of green plastic figures as a kid.
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Free US shippingThe Rates Sign
$29
"Find anything?" $1. "Any gold?" $5. "Lose something?" $10. All three before lunch.
Good for: the one who hunts parks and beaches.
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Free US shippingLost a Ring?
$29
Ask the one wearing headphones. Handing one back beats finding it.
Good for: the one who hunts parks and beaches.
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Free US shippingMind If I Dig?
$29
"So... mind if I dig a few holes in your yard?" Every permission starts on a porch.
Good for: the one who knocks on doors for permission.
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Free US shippingThe Ground Is Frozen
$29
And it will be until March. You know the face.
Good for: a detectorist who lives where winters freeze.
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Free US shippingLocal Detectorist Finds Dime
$29
"It's silver," tells everyone. Then tells them again.
Good for: anyone who has sent you a photo of a coin.
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Free US shippingNot Telling You Where
$29
The one thing fishermen and detectorists shake on.
Good for: the one who fishes too.
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Good to know
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Free US shipping.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
Fair questions
- Which size should I pick?
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up. Not sure? Lay a shirt that fits flat, measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit, and match it to the chart below.
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T-shirt Size Chest (in) Length (in) S 18 28 M 20 29 L 22 30 XL 24 31 2XL 26 32 3XL 28 33 Sweatshirt Size Chest (in) Length (in) S 20 27 M 22 28 L 24 29 XL 26 30 2XL 28 31 3XL 30 32 Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
- What if it doesn't fit?
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
- What is it printed on?
- Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend. Midweight cotton and polyester fleece. Printed to order in the USA.
- Does every design come as a sweatshirt?
- Yes. Every design comes as a t-shirt ($29) or a sweatshirt ($49).
- Where do you ship?
- Free US shipping.
- How do I wash it?
- Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
- Who runs this shop?
- Iffy Signal is a small online shop run by Cochabomba. Write to us at iffysignal@frontcovered.com.
About Iffy Signal
Iffy Signal makes shirts for metal detectorists: the ones who ask first, fill their holes and dig the iffy signals anyway. An iffy signal is the jumpy tone most people walk past.
Buying it as a gift?
The gift page explains every joke in plain words and says who each shirt is good for.
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