Row Six

Shirts for the family in the bleachers.

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Ear Protection Required

$29

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The joke, explained

A hearing-protection safety sign, like the ones on a factory wall. She is the loudest one in the gym, and the head on the sign is wearing the ear guards wrestlers wear.

Good for: Mom. The loud one, and proud of it.

Style
Size

Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.

Size guide, in inches
T-shirt
Size Chest (in) Length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33

Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.

Free US shipping. Exchange or refund within 30 days.

Details

  • Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
  • Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
  • Printed to order in the USA.
  • Exchange or refund within 30 days.
  • Free US shipping.

The kid can hear you through the headgear. So can mat 3. Look at what the sign is wearing.

Unisex crew-neck t-shirt

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