Wrestling Dad. Rarely Seen Seated.
$29
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Styled like those blurry photos of something rarely spotted in the wild. He is too nervous to sit during matches, so he paces the edge of the mat all day with a coffee.
Good for: Dad. The one who can't sit down while his kid is wrestling.
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Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
Size guide, in inches
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
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Details
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
- Free US shipping.
We saved him a seat. He's on lap forty of the mat with his coffee. Somebody finally got a picture.
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