Built to print.
$29
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It's the old cartoon of the caveman inventing the wheel, except the wheel is square, because the drawing he was handed showed a square. Machinists make exactly what the drawing says, even when the drawing is wrong, and they are proud of it.
Good for: Any machinist who says "I made it to the print" at dinner
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Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
Size guide
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
Free US shipping. Exchange or refund within 30 days.
Details
- Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Free US shipping.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
The print showed a square. You asked once. Nobody fixed it. So it is square, it is in tolerance, and it ships.
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