Paying Off the Detector
$29
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A detector costs hundreds. The coins it finds are mostly pocket change. The shirt keeps score: goal $900, so far $11.38.
Good for: any detectorist, wherever they hunt.
Pick a size first.
Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
Size guide, in inches
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
Free US shipping. Exchange or refund within 30 days.
Details
- Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Free US shipping.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
- Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
A fundraiser thermometer for the machine. Goal: $900. So far: $11.38, most of it clad. Worn to the club, it gets everyone shouting their own number.
Unisex crew-neck t-shirt
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