What Is It, Though?
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It is the famous statue of the seated thinker, redone as a detectorist. Most finds come out of the ground as a crusted lump, and he will sit and study one for an hour trying to work out what it was.
Good for: any detectorist, and anyone who has been handed the lump and asked to guess.
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Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
Size guide, in inches
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
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Details
- Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Free US shipping.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
- Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
What is it, though? The famous seated thinker, on a mound of dug dirt with headphones round his neck, staring at one crusted lump. You have sat exactly like that.
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