Let Me Check That First
$29
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It is the groundbreaking photo every local paper prints: officials in hard hats holding gold shovels. Freshly turned dirt is where old things come up, so he is in the middle of the picture, running his detector over it before the ceremony is done.
Good for: the one who slows down at every construction site.
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Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
Size guide, in inches
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
Free US shipping. Exchange or refund within 30 days.
Details
- Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Free US shipping.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
- Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
Let me check that first. The groundbreaking photo from the local paper: two suits, two gold shovels, and you in the middle with the coil over the first turned dirt. Fresh dirt is fresh dirt.
Unisex crew-neck t-shirt
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