Happy Anniversary
$29
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It is the famous old Dutch painting of a girl glancing over her shoulder, but her pearl earring is an old pull tab from a drink can. On a detector a pull tab sounds just like a gold ring, so the ring he keeps promising usually turns out to be one of these.
Good for: the one who keeps promising you a gold ring.
Pick a size first.
Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
Size guide, in inches
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
Free US shipping. Exchange or refund within 30 days.
Details
- Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Free US shipping.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
- Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
Happy anniversary. The famous old Dutch painting of the girl glancing over her shoulder, except her pearl is a ring-pull tab. It sounded like gold all the way down, and you brought it home anyway.
Unisex crew-neck t-shirt
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