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The Ground Is Frozen

$29

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The joke, explained

From the first hard freeze until spring, the ground is too hard to dig. This is the face at the window all winter.

Good for: a detectorist who lives where winters freeze.

Style
Size

Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.

Size guide, in inches
T-shirt
Size Chest (in) Length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33

Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.

Free US shipping. Exchange or refund within 30 days.

Details

  • Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
  • Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
  • Printed to order in the USA.
  • Free US shipping.
  • Exchange or refund within 30 days.
  • Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.

The ground is frozen. A famous scream, a snowed-in railing and a detector with nowhere to go. For club meetings from the first hard freeze until spring.

Unisex crew-neck t-shirt

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