It runs.
$29
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It's the mad scientist's laboratory from the old horror stories, except the thing on the slab is an old lathe. Machinists rescue dead machines and bring them back to life in the garage, and the night one finally runs is a big night.
Good for: A machinist with a shop in the garage
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Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
Size guide
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
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Details
- Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Free US shipping.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
Somebody's scrap, dragged home on a trailer and brought back from the dead in the garage. Tonight it turned over. She came out to see what the noise was.
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