The Rates Sign
$29
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Strangers walk up and ask the same three questions on every outing. The shirt is the price list: "Find anything?" $1, "Any gold?" $5, "Lose something?" $10.
Good for: the one who hunts parks and beaches.
Pick a size first.
Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
Size guide, in inches
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
Free US shipping. Exchange or refund within 30 days.
Details
- Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Free US shipping.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
- Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
The rate card for the three questions every detectorist hears. "Find anything?" $1. "Any gold?" $5. "Lose something?" $10. Wear it to the park or the beach and let people read the shirt.
Unisex crew-neck t-shirt
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