Greetings from Low Tide
$29
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A postcard that says "5 A.M. Wish you were awake." Low tide uncovers sand that is usually under water, so beach hunters are out at dawn while the family sleeps.
Good for: beach hunters.
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Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
Size guide, in inches
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Inches, measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit. Length is shoulder to hem.
Free US shipping. Exchange or refund within 30 days.
Details
- Soft cotton t-shirt. Heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend.
- Unisex fit. Between sizes, go one up.
- Printed to order in the USA.
- Free US shipping.
- Exchange or refund within 30 days.
- Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
Greetings from Low Tide. 5 A.M. Wish you were awake. A postcard from the beach, sent while everyone else is asleep.
Unisex crew-neck t-shirt
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